At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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