Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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