After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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