i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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