Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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