You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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