ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i drank out of a bidet.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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