hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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