We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
