no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My pussy is not your playground.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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