I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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