Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We left the knife in your bed.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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