But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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