You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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