"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Enjoy the penises
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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