Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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