With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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