this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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