Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I woke up under a house in Key West
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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