If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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