They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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