I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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