How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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