just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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