He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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