First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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