sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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