Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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