Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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