How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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