love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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