I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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