The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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