I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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