I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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