so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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