Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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