woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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