Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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