Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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