Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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