Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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