i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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