I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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