everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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