Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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