just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Randomize
