I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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