i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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