So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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