Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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